Let’s see some results!
Thursday, June 26th, 2008So far, I’ve lost six pounds in six days on the Sickness and Starvation Diet! Too incredible, you say? Here’s how it works.
The secret of the Sickness and Starvation Diet is the special bacteria Tinius Fraudulus. This bacteria starts by giving you a migraine and knocking you on your ass. This will reduce your appetite slightly, to ease you into the diet. It then moves into your throat and sinuses and saps all of your appetite completely! Over the next few days, mucus naturally drains down from your throat into your stomach, and then the bacteria really goes to work! You’ll get your appetite back—in fact, you’ll be starving—but the waves of crippling nausea that hit you one to three hours after you eat anything will keep you from ingesting any real calories. Within days, you’ll see results. We guarantee it!
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