… of college basketball.

A talk about how many 5-year-olds each of a group of my friends could take in a fight turned into a semantic argument when we asked the question of what would constitute “dirty fighting” in such a situation. Specifically, we were talking about eye gouging and hits to the groin. (Picking up and using a child as a weapon against other children was mentioned, but only briefly.) I couldn’t help but think that this was one of those once-in-a-lifetime conversations. Anyway, we decided that no fighting was dirty fighting if you were actually trying to kill the assailants.

I just saw an ad for a medication. It was a typical ad for medication that showed people smiling and riding around on bikes. I wasn’t really tuned in until I heard this:

“This medication is not recommended for those taking aspirin or the elderly.”

I’m glad we finally have a medication that is taking a stand against the abduction of the elderly! This is serious business, folks. The aspirin, I’m not so sure about.