I was too terrified to close my eyes, though the cool forest air whipped around my face and burned them.

SYNTACTICAL AMBIGUITY
How many faces does Bella have?

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Bella asked about Edward’s age; Edward dithered about telling her.

“I wonder if it will upset you,” he reflected to himself.

What just happened?
(a) Yes, Bella, he is talking to you. You can tell because he addressed you.
(b) Edward is addressing himself in second person, wondering if he’ll upset himself. He might be a little schizo. He does hear voices, after all.
(c) DAMNIT, STEPHENIE.

I’m probably geeking out a little too much over this, but I’ve read about six pages so far and I can’t stop reading it.

“Was that God? I don’t know… It was a little too God.”

That’s right. God is an adjective.

One, though, really puts me in my place. His name is Baba Brinkman, and, although he raps in modern English, this is some of the most brilliant English major rapping I have ever seen. This was performed live at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2005. (The second and third are the best, in my opinion.)

The Semicolon died this week at the age of 417 from complications of irrelevancy and misuse.

And Now He’s Dead: Semicolon; Punctuation Mark

Karaoke – The fusion of two Japanese words: kara (“empty”) and oke (“orchestra”).

Sarcasm – From the late Latin sarcasmus, which comes from the Greek sarkasmos, which comes from sarkazein—literally, “to bite the lips in rage.”

Cute – A variation of acute, first appearing in the early 17th Century.

Sardonic – Variation of earlier sardonian, alluding to a Sardinian plant, which, when eaten, was supposed to produce convulsive laughter ending in death.

Angst – A German word that has been around, in one form or another, as long as the language has been around. The original word comes from the Indo-European root angh-, meaning “Tight, painfully constricted, painful.” Other derivatives include anguish, hangnail, and anxious.

Sin – Originally from the Indo-European root es–, meaning “to be.” Other derivatives include yes, essence, absent, and is.

Vagina – From the Latin vagina, meaning “sword sheath.” (This one just begs a feminist reading.)

San Diego – From the German sandiego, which of course means “a whale’s vagina.”