Got a costume party to go to but no costume? Here are some quick ideas!

Facebook – Cut eye holes in a book. Attach to face.

An Undercover Cop – Wear normal clothes. Ask a lot of probing questions.

Christmas Carolers – Travel in a group. Sing Christmas songs.

A Vegan Vampire – Wear fangs and patchouli. Carry V8.

Swine Flu – Wear a trash bag and a snout. Slip some eye drops in the punch bowl.

The Invisible Man – Don’t show up. Later, insist that you were there.

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