This is Why We’re Fat

We had a food day at work today as a sending-off for our intern, Pam. In the tradition of ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com, we concocted the most horrible things and actually ate them. Here’s some of what we came up with:

  • Cherry Popper: A cherry tomato sandwiched between a scoop chip filled with cheese dip and a scoop chip filled with jalapeño cream cheese dip.
  • Cheese Squirt: A “burrito” which consisted of guacamole, cream cheese, cheese dip, and pizza rolls rolled up in slices of cheddar cheese.
  • Southwest Tower of Power: A scoop chip filled with jalapeño cream cheese spread, cheese dip, and corn salsa, topped with a pizza roll and a Funyun.
  • Seven-Layer Chip: Chip, cream cheese, chip, cheese dip, chip, guacamole, chip. Eaten in one bite.
  • Swamp Thing: Guacamole-stuffed turkey ball and cheese dip in-between two scoop chips.

There was also a lot of talk about corndog batter, although we didn’t have any (this time).

One Response to “This is Why We’re Fat”

  1. alison Says:

    Holy cow! I want to see a picture of the Tower of Power…

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