Awesome Party Ideas

Now that we’re moving back into warm weather, it’s prime time for parties. Here are some awesomer party ideas to get you started…

(Note: These are just food ideas. It’s up to you to plan a party around them.)

The Thurman Burger

Ultimate Cheeseburger

A half pound of ground beef, ham, mozzarella, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, mushrooms, sauteed onions, pickle, peppers, and mayonnaise. Don’t attempt to eat one by yourself. Served at The Thurman Café

The Porkgasm

The Porkgasm

Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail. Don’t invite vegetarians to this one, folks.

Taken from Porktopia.

Bacon Mary

Bacon-flavored Bloody Mary

That’s right. A bacon-flavored Bloody Mary. Taken from OMG! Ponies!.

Han Solo Encased in Guacamole

Han Solo encased in guacamole

Next, we need Princess Leia in a bacon bikini. Taken from Guac Bowl ’09.

Captain Crunch French Toast

French toast coated in Captain Crunch

French toast with ground-up Captain Crunch all over it. Taken from many places.

Barack Obama Sushi

Barack Obama Sushi

There’s actually a restaurant in Japan serving this. I don’t know where.

4 Responses to “Awesome Party Ideas”

  1. Janelle Says:

    We can have an “I have my wife back” party in April. I’ll mow. You cook.

  2. Janelle Says:

    Oh, and the party will feature New Kids on the Guac! It’s the Right Stuff.

  3. Brandon Says:

    I’m gearing up for Guactoberfest, coming some time this summer.

  4. Nikki Says:

    March Madness party:

    Guac Chalk Jayhawk!

    Umm. Don’t look now, but I think han solo got bolt-ons. His boobs are looking very robust!

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