So I finally broke down and started reading How to Win Friends and Influence People. Parts of it are actually good; others are definitely not. (I just finished up a chapter on the importance of smiling.) The more I read this, the more I realize: I don’t want to win friends and influence people—I just want to get shit done. I realize this means that I will never be paid as well as people who smile all the time. But I made this poster in an hour and a half. Beat that, Smiley.